OW!! Your finger gets monched by a cute little monster

You hear him mutter in the voice of an old man. An old, fancy, top hat-wearin' man.

"Everyone knows that fish-flavored gogurt is the best gogurt."

"pro tip — if the human is sick, leave a dead bird under the bed. The human will get better in two days."

This cool creature seems to possess a unique feline wisdom. Ask for advice?

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